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WhatsApp Conversation between Boyfriend and Girlfriend:-

“Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.

Girlfriend: “How Much Do You Love Me?”

Boyfriend: “I’d Take Bullet For You.”

Girlfriend: “Awwwww! Seriously?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.”

 

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WhatsApp gf bf Chatting Conversation:-

Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)

Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think

Girl(typing): ohh hi dear…
Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply…
N wow darling thats a gr8 newz….
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)

Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am)

Boy: (last seen 12:09am)


 

 

Epic girl friend and boyfriend conversation on Whatsapp:-

Boy: Call Me Shona

Girl: Shona Babu…..

Boy: Call Me Sweetheart

girl: Sweetheart….

boy: Call Me Honey..

Girl: Honey….

Boy : Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe

Girl: Oh ok ok…!!


Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load..
So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am)

Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that
tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am)
Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh


 

 

(I bet dis would surely make u laugh)
Twist in the tale
Girl : Hiiiiii
Boy : Hi
Girl : what happened?
Boy : nothing.
Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad
Boy : I’ll ask u something.. and u have to tell me the truth.. will u?
Girl : ok ask
Boy : who is Rajesh loafer?.. He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?
Girl : Pls dont say anything about him…!!
Boy: Is he your ex bf? r u still in love with him..???
Girl : why would i love him.. you are my only love…
Boy : Then is he ur brother?
Girl : No no… not like that…
Boy : Then who the hell is he?
Girl : shall we talk something else
Boy : So u r hiding something from me? u have that much close relationship with him…he s so much important to u ryt?
Girl : If i disclose the secret u will definitely scold me…
Boy : I m getting irritated now.. don’t test my patience..
Girl : Pls ya…
Boy : if u don’t tell me i will break our relationship ryt now…
Girl : i will tell u… but promise that u won’t scold me ok??
Boy : oh ok…
Girl : Hmmm… That is my fake profile… if no one likes my dp I like my pic through that login id and also post comments like cute, nice, hot, etc!!!!
Boy- Speechless!!


 

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Smell mop

Smell mop who?

EW! I don’t want to smell your poo!

 


 

 

Knock, knock
who’s there?
Dwaine
Dwaine who?
Dwaine the bathtub, I’m drowning!!

 


 

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

 

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